Let me ask you, do you have such trauma going to the loo in a public place?
What is it about peeing in a public bathroom that get women's knickers in a twist? Granted, I am being specific about women as I don't make it a habit of going to the gentleman's commode area.
So there is this place I used to frequent and all the local regular ladies tried to figure out the big questions like:
"Who is hanging a strip of toilet paper between the stall gaps?"
"How do you pee quietly?"
"How long do you need to hold the handle down so the paper disappears?"
This continued for the 2 years I went almost daily.
I can tell you this:
We still don't know who is laying down a layer of toilet paper in the crack of stalls, but we have our suspicions.
You need to slide your bottom forward so your flow hits the front to be quiet.
After exhaustive research, it takes approximately 7 seconds of handle holding to have proper egress of said paper products, etc. No, I am not spelling out the etc.
Personally, I couldn't give a shit how loud I pee after I have had a couple drinks. So all bets are off ladies! And if you want to peek at me through the stall, go ahead, I will just smile and give you the finger as its not considered polite to chat while peeing.
Later bitches
UPDATE:
I have been informed by a dear female friend that there was much discussion in her law firm. Chatting while peeing is permitted in the women's commode but not the men's. There you have it, the voice of authority.
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